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		<title>Jace the Great on Jay Leno Tonight!!!</title>
		<link>http://seriousfix.com/2010/01/11/jace-the-great-on-jay-leno-tonight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jace the Great and Bill Cosby and The Cosnarati will be live tonight on Jay Leno. Tune in for some positive Hip-Hop. So tune into the positivity and be sure to make some Jell-O, cause this show is going to be all that (no bag of chips here unless the Cos did a chip commercial [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jace the Great and Bill Cosby and The Cosnarati will be live tonight on Jay Leno.  Tune in for some positive Hip-Hop.</p>
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<p>So tune into the positivity and be sure to make some Jell-O, cause this show is going to be all that (no bag of chips here unless the Cos did a chip commercial I forgot about &#8230; hey hey hey).</p>
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		<title>Rachel Marie Live at Wildflower Cafe (1/2/10)</title>
		<link>http://seriousfix.com/2010/01/03/rachel-marie-live-at-wildflower-cafe-1210/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night a friend and I stopped by the Wildflower Cafe for one of the greatest vegan burritos in town. The owner asked us if we were staying for the show and we said, &#8220;No.&#8221; We were halfway through our burritos when Rachel began to sing and we paid and stayed through her entire set. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night a friend and I stopped by the <a href="www.myspace.com/wildflowercafe">Wildflower Cafe</a> for one of the greatest vegan burritos in town.  The owner asked us if we were staying for the show and we said, &#8220;No.&#8221;  We were halfway through our burritos when Rachel began to sing and we paid and stayed through her entire set.</p>
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<p>Rachel Marie has a very melodic and solid voice.  Her songs are original, honest and well written with lyrics that inspire awe as they capture incredible emotions and thoughts making one connect to the music as if it was a fond memory.  Her audience interaction is as if she has been a good friend for years and you are all just hanging out and catching up.  Her drummer dude rocked on stage, to (he had some laid back energy that added a mighty fine beat to the music &#8230; kudos, man).  She will be releasing a CD real soon.  I will keep you posted.</p>
<p>If you ever see her name be sure to gather your friends and get to her show.  You will be quite pleased and leave knowing that their is still amazing talent in this wiley world of ours.</p>
<p>If you want to hear her songs and watch videos of her, check out the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/pages/Rachel-Marie/21787678016">Rachel Marie Fan Page over at facebook and become a fan</a>.  This chick is mad good.</p>
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		<title>Bill Cosby Town Hall Meeting w/The Cosnarati (Jace the Great &amp; Others)</title>
		<link>http://seriousfix.com/2009/10/25/bill-cosby-town-hall-meeting-wthe-cosnarati-jace-the-great-others/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is perhaps one of the most positive things I have ever witnessed. People, if you watch this I guarantee you will come away with great knowledge and good feelings. These men are honest, real, intelligent and talented. Listen to the words. Listen to the lyrics. Please share this as people need to hear this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is perhaps one of the most positive things I have ever witnessed.  People, if you watch this I guarantee you will come away with great knowledge and good feelings.  These men are honest, real, intelligent and talented.  Listen to the words.  Listen to the lyrics.  Please share this as people need to hear this message.</p>
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<p>Yo, Cos, you are all right in my book, man.</p>
<p>Major kudos, guys.</p>
<p>Share this.</p>
<p>- tss</p>
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		<title>Bill Cosby &amp; The Cosnarati</title>
		<link>http://seriousfix.com/2009/10/21/bill-cosby-the-cosnarati-jace-the-great/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:40:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the recording of the Live Town Hall meeting held with Bill Cosby and the Cosnarati. Jace the Great is part of the Cosnarati, people. You need to check this out as there is a good, positive vibe here that needs to be shared across the world! Video chat rooms at Ustream - tss]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the recording of the Live Town Hall meeting held with Bill Cosby and the Cosnarati.  Jace the Great is part of the Cosnarati, people.  You need to check this out as there is a good, positive vibe here that needs to be shared across the world!</p>
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<p>- tss</p>
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		<title>More From Jace the Great w/Bill Cosby (The Cos)</title>
		<link>http://seriousfix.com/2009/10/13/more-from-jace-the-great-wbill-cosby-the-cos-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Invitation from Bill Cosby and The Cosnarati from Bill Cosby on Vimeo. They are promoting their album, Bill Cosby&#8217;s Cosnarati: State of Emergency, which is absolutely great. Trust me on this. You can download some of the album at The Cos Site. More information: Article on KickMag: &#8220;On Oct. 19, Cosby and the Cosnarati [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/7018688">An Invitation from Bill Cosby and The Cosnarati</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/billcosby">Bill Cosby</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
<p>They are promoting their album, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/State-of-Emergency-Single/dp/B002S5L5NG/ref=dm_ap_alb20">Bill Cosby&#8217;s Cosnarati: State of Emergency</a>, which is absolutely great.  Trust me on this.  You can download some of the album at <a href="http://billcosby.com/">The Cos Site</a>.</p>
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<p>More information:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.kickmag.net/?p=6634">Article on KickMag</a>:  &#8220;On Oct. 19, Cosby and the Cosnarati Band will kick off the project with a virtual town hall meeting in New York City. Presented in association with <a href="http://www.ustream.tv/">Ustream</a>, the town hall starts at 7pm EDT (4pm PDT) on urban radio station web sites across the country as well as <a href="http://billcosby.com/">billcosby.com</a> and <a href="http://www.facebook.com/billcosby">facebook.com/billcosby</a>. A highlight of the 90-minute event will include a first time ever performance by Cosnarati specifically for the town hall event of a few songs from the record. The songs will be available at digital retailers on Oct. 20, to be followed by the album’s Nov. 24 physical and digital release. &#8221;</p>
<p>- tss</p>
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		<title>Into the Woods @ PA Playhouse</title>
		<link>http://seriousfix.com/2009/10/11/into-the-woods-pa-playhouse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 14:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen Sondheim&#8217;s Into the Woods is the latest performance by the PA Playhouse. SPOILER WARNING: If you are going to see this play please do not read any further as I am going to attempt to tell you how the play ends. The witch has really large boobs and this play ended on a happy [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.sondheim.com/">Stephen Sondheim&#8217;s</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Into_the_Woods">Into the Woods</a> is the latest performance by the <a href="http://paplayhouse.org/">PA Playhouse</a>.</p>
<p>SPOILER WARNING:  If you are going to see this play please do not read any further as I am going to attempt to tell you how the play ends.</p>
<p>The witch has really large boobs and this play ended on a happy note as everyone was on the stage singing about the woods and bowing at us.  Wait.  Maybe that was the finale.  I really don&#8217;t remember the ending (or perhaps I really don&#8217;t want to spoil the ending), but, man, was it cool when some old lady got bonked on the head with some thing some dude in a mustachio was holding.</p>
<p><img alt="" src="http://paplayhouse.org/images/intothewoodssm.gif" title="Into the Woods" class="alignnone" width="306" height="409" /></p>
<p>Forget that.  I am going to share with you my &#8220;Best Of&#8221; list.  Since there are like 10 items in it you might think of it as a &#8220;Top 10&#8243; list, but I assure you there is no intentional order.  [I mean, look around the site, people.  Do you really think I spend more than thirty seconds on these articles?]</p>
<p>1.  The set was awesome.</p>
<p>2.  The <a href="http://peter.stillhq.com/jasmine/blog/cow_mooing.gif">cows mooing</a>.</p>
<p>3.  Prat falls that made me realize how people develop things like arthritis and <a href="http://swingvoters.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/joe-the-plumber.jpg">plumbers crack</a>.</p>
<p>4.  Two princes that totally ruled the <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=70%27s%20bush">bush</a> &#8230; so to speak.</p>
<p>5.  Two giants:  One male.  One vagiant (female giant for those of you who are thicker than dog feces).</p>
<p>6.  Great giant walking sound effects.  As the giant got closer my testicles vibrated so much lefty popped out of my waist band on more than one occasion.  I can only imagine what the chicks in the audience were feeling.</p>
<p>7.  A perverted wolf trying to grab nubile <a href="http://www.centurycafe.com/images/CC-Baked/pork-buns-001.jpg">buns</a>.</p>
<p>8.  Partial appendage removal.</p>
<p>9.  One actor had the longest bio in history.  It was like twelve pages long.  I kid you not.  It took me like a half hour to read while I was on the can.  I swear, this bio is as long as <a href="http://www.bravehearts.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Ron-Jeremy2.jpg">Ron Jeremy&#8217;s unit</a>.</p>
<p>10.  Oh, and the witch had a huge rack.  These <a href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2006/08/060727_breastfeeding_cover_vmed.widec.jpg">mammae</a> not only came close to knocking herself and the cast members off the stage.  They damn near slapped audience members in the face several rows back.  Hell, I saw one old man in the third row getting ready to <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fp8lIUWyAGA/R9HWaFvHXuI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/98purQBmKZY/s320/motorboat.png">motorboat</a> those milk jugs.</p>
<p>Check it out if you got time to kill.  I suggest taking a flask as the play is a bit on the long side and any alcohol you consume will be burned out of your system before it ends.  Just pray the witch&#8217;s support garments don&#8217;t break like that dam in New Orleans because the last thing you want is Kanye West talking about giant boobs not liking people again.</p>
<p>October 16, 17, 18, 23, 24 &#038; 25, 2009<br />
Friday &#038; Saturday at 8:00pm<br />
Sunday at 3:00pm<br />
<a href="http://paplayhouse.org/">Pennsylvania Playhouse</a><br />
Illicks Mill Road, Bethlehem PA<br />
(between Route 512 and Schoenersville Road)<br />
(610) 865-6665</p>
<p>PS:  Did I mention the witch had big boobs?</p>
<p>- tss</p>
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