serious fix

This movie rolls ass. First, we had 1 and 2. Now they grace us with 3. The originality in titles alone is enough to make one undulate with delight. Now read along as I spoil this film … in delight. But for the record, I loved this film. Scared the nuggets off me. So I must talk shit now. Sorry producers of said movie.

First and foremost, the main dude character of this movie gets killed by his bitch girlfriend’s witch mother. So the story stems from all that evil shit. As usual there is a whole lot of scary stuff that happens. My favorite part was with the babysitter. You see a sheet standing up behind her with a child’s form. It then falls to the floor behind her and she sees the blanket, picks it up and puts it away. This chilled my fecal nuggai (plural of nugget). Another scene was where the main dude’s dude friend quits because he was locked in a bathroom due to a malevolent force. What a douche.

Seriously, this movie is hardcore scare. I really don’t want to tell anything else as you have to watch it unfold for yourself. The ending, though you know kind of how it ends, was way better than 1 and 2 and their YouTube fright vid shit endings. Those two, in terms on endings, sucked nuts. But Paranormal Activity 3 … you have to fucking see this.

I didn’t have a chance to see The Walking Dead S2 E2 yet, but I did hear that there was no three way. Come on, fuckers! Get with it! At this point I want a zombie gang bang on Sarah Wayne Callies’ ass! Make it happen!

Related links:

Official Paranormal Activity Site
PA3 IMDB Site
Possible Three Way Chick: Lauren Bittner

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