For the record, this episode scared the shit out of me. I loved it. But there were some things that I found really, really fucked up about it. So please excuse me as I praise and rant and spoil this episode. If you haven’t seen it yet, do not read beyond this point.
Hiding from the herd. Never have I experienced a feeling as tense as this in any TV show. My asshole was puckered for 45 minutes out of the 62 minutes of this episode due to mostly this. Perfect pace. Awesome zombies. Basically the crew all hid under cars while a metric shit ton of zombies walks past them. Like a parade of the horribles. And you could totally tell how much this sucked ass by watching the actors reactions. One zombie heard some stupid blonde bitch making noise from a toilet, entered the camper and fought to get to her through the bathroom door. This was some tense fucked up shit. At the end of the herd scene some retarded girl decides to scream and run from two zombies. This stupid little bitch was safe under a van and decides to freak out at the last minute. The cabron cop dude runs after her, hides her in some shitty weed hole and tells her to run once he gets the attention of the zombies. He dispatches said zombies, all cool and shit, but once he heads back to the girl she is nowhere to be found. This guy put the word douche in douche-bag.
Now, why did he run after this stupid kid? This one is beyond me. Anyone dumb enough to freak out like that deserves to get eaten by the walking dead. I mean, forget that kid. One less asshole to worry about, right? But, nooooo, her dyke looking mother won’t stop pissing and moaning about it. Yes. Another character that should die … sooner than later. With a bad haircut and glad bag body she ain’t shit to look at. No wonder her drunk husband beat her. Back to topic: Walking Dead writers’ what the fuck were you thinking? Kill that kid! Trust me.
Oh, and at the end, cabron and the dude that fucked his wife in the last season are standing with cabron’s son. The kid is walking toward a deer and its like they are going for this touchy feely feel good shit. Like the two cops are now sharing a moment. Oh how fucking cute. Then BAMMM!!! the kid gets fucking shot with a round that rifles its way through the deer and into his gut. Fucking awesome. We can only hope it hit his liver. Now, this little bastard is nothing but in the way. I say … let him die. He whines too much. Duct tape the fucker to a tree and watch the zombies eat him. Let’s see how much he whines then.
Pros: Plenty of good gore, lots of cool ass looking zombies, great pace, super tense vibe
Cons: The blonde bitch seems to be leaving with one of the cops meaning there probably won’t be a three-way with her, the brunette and whoever
Related links:
The Walking Dead Official Site
Cabron defined
Brunette who should be in three-way
Reasons why brunette (Sarah Wayne) should be in three-way
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