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2009 has been a very good year for serious fix. Not only has it skyrocketed to the top of the Internet, it saw China and Canada take away it’s serious fix ban which added several million new fans to the Site. Please join me now at taking a look back at what helped [...]

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This story … f that. I don’t want to write a review about this film. I don’t want to think about this film. I don’t care at all about this film. So I am just going to write about it in a rude manner …

“What’s under the hood?” you ask.
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Let’s start out first on the story. This chick needs money for a place to live. Instead of hooking like a normal broad she goes out and gets a job babysitting. Only, she finds out the baby is some tall dudes mom … at least that’s what the tall dude says. [...]

Jace the Great and Bill Cosby and The Cosnarati will be live tonight on Jay Leno. Tune in for some positive Hip-Hop.

So tune into the positivity and be sure to make some Jell-O, cause this show is going to be all that (no bag of chips here unless the Cos did a chip commercial [...]

Last night a friend and I stopped by the Wildflower Cafe for one of the greatest vegan burritos in town. The owner asked us if we were staying for the show and we said, “No.” We were halfway through our burritos when Rachel began to sing and we paid and stayed through her [...]

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Finally Verizon catches up and offers a phone that actually works.

This phone runs the Android 2.0 system (and has recently been updated to Android 2.01) and is fast as hell. There are no issues loading apps or trying to get things done (Windows Mobile was a pile of lard; slow and tired was Windows [...]

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I could not imagine life without SLAYER! For many, many moons they have played and where other bands have lost their edge and fizzled out Slayer still remains the heaviest band on earth. In a way, even Josh of Freeball would say, “They are HEAVY!” [The Freeball thing is an inside joke. [...]

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Kudos to Dr. Horowitz for releasing this footage.
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However, if he would release the raw footage instead of the inane edits he threw together here, more people would be willing to hear what he is saying. As it stands this video is shocking, but [...]

This is perhaps one of the most positive things I have ever witnessed. People, if you watch this I guarantee you will come away with great knowledge and good feelings. These men are honest, real, intelligent and talented. Listen to the words. Listen to the lyrics. Please share this as [...]

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New Presidential “National Health Emergency” Gives Secretary Sebelius Power to Send People to Hospital-Administered Concentration Camps
ACT NOW!!!
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I like this game and I really f-ing hate it. I mean, I am still in the same damned castle. I moved into one area that is kind of like a progress marker. This game is incredibly tough. I am only on Soul Level 9 and have played for five hours. [...]

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The pharm puppet has declared an H1N1 national emergency. Can you say “Eugenicist Slob?”

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